November 2009
1 post
October 2009
4 posts
it wasn't until i re-typed this whole convo that i...
kat: i'm watching LOST.
clay: how hot are the guys right now?
me: hott. but blast-from-the-past desmond w/o the beard? not as hot.
claxnasty: kat heavner. do you realize how silly you sound right now? Desmond is equally as hot, regardless of the time period that Desmond is in.
me: but i like the beard.
claxnasty: desmond said something about how the beard is only a mask, and that his true hotness lies within. then he said something about you making him a sandwich.
me: i'd do it, too.
claxnasty: man, everyone that you know would make him a sandwich.
me: i'd make him so many sandwiches.......
claxnasty: ...
me: ................ if you know what i mean.
claxnasty: ... do you mean sex?
me: yes. and also sandwiches.
claxnasty: the best kind.
me: of sex, or sandwiches?
claxnasty: Sex with Sandwiches.
September 2009
6 posts
May 2009
4 posts
April 2009
7 posts
Because you all are Twilight crazy... →
I thought you guys that had seen Twilight or read it or whatever would think this is funny. Danielle, I do not envy you, since you probably have a thousand pages left to read. I solved that problem by never reading it.
Genetics determines whether the sun can make you... →
I spent my childhood thinking I was allergic to the sun. I spent my high school years thinking everyone sneezed when they looked at the sun. Now I know it’s only like 18-35% of us humans. Man, get with the program, me. PHOTIC SNEEZE REFLEX-PEOPLE UNITE
