Stranded in Time

Raining on your parade since 1984
Thu Oct 8

it wasn't until i re-typed this whole convo that i realized that "sex with sandwiches" has two meanings.

  • kat: i'm watching LOST.
  • clay: how hot are the guys right now?
  • me: hott. but blast-from-the-past desmond w/o the beard? not as hot.
  • claxnasty: kat heavner. do you realize how silly you sound right now? Desmond is equally as hot, regardless of the time period that Desmond is in.
  • me: but i like the beard.
  • claxnasty: desmond said something about how the beard is only a mask, and that his true hotness lies within. then he said something about you making him a sandwich.
  • me: i'd do it, too.
  • claxnasty: man, everyone that you know would make him a sandwich.
  • me: i'd make him so many sandwiches.......
  • claxnasty: ...
  • me: ................ if you know what i mean.
  • claxnasty: ... do you mean sex?
  • me: yes. and also sandwiches.
  • claxnasty: the best kind.
  • me: of sex, or sandwiches?
  • claxnasty: Sex with Sandwiches.